I Cried When I Read This

The girls are going through their summer workbooks.  Today, Sophia had to write the following assignment: If you had to give away all the things in your bedroom except for three things, which three things (other than your bed) would you keep?  Why?

In classic style, Sophia wrote the following.  After reading it, I laughed so hard I cried.  

I would keep my underwear.  And my pants and my shirt because what would I have to wear, my dirty pajamas?